Me: "Hey ... can chickens fart?"
Me: "Can chickens fart?"
FF: *Mouth open.*
Me: "Yesterday I distinctly heard one of the Welsummers let one rip."
FF: "Why are you asking me? Do you think I'm an expert in flatulence?"
FF: "I don't know."
Me: "It sounded like a fart."
FF: "Maybe it was one of the kids."
Me: "No, they were too far away. It was me and one chicken and I'd fess up if I did it."
FF: "Google it."
I'm the wife of a Fledgling Farmer(FF) and mom to Fledgling Farmer Boy(FFB) and Fledgling Farmer Girl(FFG).