Me: "Hey ... can chickens fart?"
FF: "What?" Me: "Can chickens fart?" FF: *Mouth open.* Me: "Yesterday I distinctly heard one of the Welsummers let one rip." FF: "Why are you asking me? Do you think I'm an expert in flatulence?" Me: *blink* FF: "I don't know." Me: "It sounded like a fart." FF: "Maybe it was one of the kids." Me: "No, they were too far away. It was me and one chicken and I'd fess up if I did it." FF: "Google it."
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